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Discover the Hunter Valley Like a Local
Perfect for small groups, this private charter for up to four passengers offers the ultimate way to explore the region. Led by an experienced local guide, you will uncover hidden gems and secret spots that only a resident knows. Set your own agenda or let us craft the perfect itinerary tailored to your tastes. 🍷
Your Tour, Your Way
This is the most flexible way to experience the Hunter Valley. We pride ourselves on showcasing the very best of our region, from boutique wineries to local culinary delights. Whether you have specific destinations in mind or want us to curate a surprise itinerary, we can accommodate your personal requests to create lasting memories. ✨
What to Expect on Your Private Journey
- Complete Privacy: Your tour is strictly private—we never mix groups, ensuring an intimate experience with your favourite people.
- Door-to-Door Service: Enjoy complimentary pick-up and drop-off directly from your wine country accommodation. 🚗
- Meet the Characters: Indulge in outstanding wines, share a laugh, and meet the passionate locals who make this region so special.
We love great wine and delicious food, but we keep the atmosphere relaxed and fun. Book your private experience today, and when the day is done, simply say, “Take me home Fatty”.
Please note: Tasting fees and additional activities are at your own expense.
Important Departure Information
- Pick-Up Notification: We will notify you the day before via email/SMS with your pick up time (your pick up could start anywhere from 8am depending on your location).
- Location Restriction: WE DO NOT PICK UP FROM SYDNEY.
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We went to 3 wineries all up, all new to us. We all loved the experience and can highly recommend it.
We had 1 non drinker in the group and he still had to pay full price, which I thought was a bit of a shame.
Callum our driver made us feel welcome and right at home from the get go.
We visited 3 winery’s during our tour, each one bringing something to everyone’s taste.
The wine and cheese pairing really opened our eyes as to how the flavours really come to life when paired.
We definitely recommend this experience, it’s one we’ll remember
The wine and cheese tasting was definitely a highlight of the day. Everything was delicious, and the experience was made even better by our guide, who was incredibly knowledgeable and shared so much interesting insight into the Hunter Valley region, its wineries, and its history.
The tour was well organised, relaxed, and a wonderful introduction to the Hunter Valley. We had such a great time and can’t wait to come back and book another tour. Highly recommend to anyone looking for a fun, informative, and memorable experience!
Before I met Greg, I was a hollow shell of a man - directionless, spiritually adrift, and frankly under-informed about the Hunter Valley road network. Then he arrived. On time. In a clean vehicle. And nothing has been the same since.
Greg didn't just drive us between wineries. He shepherded us. He was part chauffeur, part life coach, part guardian angel in a polo shirt. While we were in the back steadily dismantling our decision-making capabilities one Shiraz at a time, Greg held the wheel with the quiet confidence of a man who has seen things. Many things. Groups far worse than us, presumably.
At no point did he judge us. At no point did he waver. When three of us tried to get back in the wrong vehicle at Audrey Wilkinson, Greg simply said nothing and pointed. A true professional.
The man navigated winding country roads with the precision of a Swiss watch while simultaneously answering questions like "but WHY is Semillon so underrated though" and "can we go back to that cheese place."
Two Fat Blokes, you have built something special. But Greg? Greg is the load-bearing wall.
10/10. Would absolutely trust this man with my life again, and technically already did.
The wineries were great, the scenery was beautiful, and the whole day was relaxed and well organised. Nothing was too much trouble for Greg, and his local knowledge added to the experience.
We would highly recommend this tour and wouldn’t hesitate to book again. Thanks, Greg, for helping make the day so special.
Unfortunately that meant that when I went again a few weeks ago I had high expectations.
There was no loss in the quality of wine or food, but unfortunately where previously my tour guide/driver had been an absolute expert and taken us around telling local stories and explaining fun facts about different vineyards, the bloke we had on this recent trip was nice but told us "I don't know about that stuff, I just drive the bus".
Really friendly guy, but it was disappointing that he couldn't even tell me if the "Two Fat Blokes" branded cheese was made in house or somewhere else.
Nice day, not much of a tour.
We enjoyed 3 wine tastings, one with cheese. It was a perfect introduction to Hunter Valley region if you have limited time.
Thanks you.
We also started late- told to be ready at a certain time, but was picked up half hour late, without any communication.
Overall a fun day though. Two fat blokes was great.
What a lucky group we had, lots of laughs and great wine. Highly recommend Two Fat Blokes and request Greg, he’s a legend!
Would highly recommend
Our tour guide DJ was an absolute legend — super lovely, very funny, and made the whole experience even more enjoyable. The wineries were great, the atmosphere was relaxed and fun, and we never felt rushed.
Would 100% recommend this tour and would definitely book again. Such a great way to experience the Hunter Valley 🍷
This tour offers excellent value for a full-day experience – highly recommended!
The standout was the Small Mouth tasting, which was a fun novelty and a real highlight of the day. The only practical downside was an unexpected stop for petrol on the return journey to our accommodation.
Overall, an enjoyable day for a casual tasting experience, but those seeking a more premium or wine-focused tour may want to explore other options.
Great pick up and drop off service too , how could you be unhappy with that
Our driver Dave was very entertaining and funny.
We had a great experience, except one stop, but that was the host and nothing to do with the tour guide host or company.
We would recommend this tour to anyone looking for a fun interactive interesting tour. Would definitely do this tour again!
For most of us, it was our first wine tour in Hunter, and oh how it exceeded our expectations. Our host Nes was funny and charming! She was so knowledgeable about the region and wineries, was super engaging and informative during the wine cheese pairing, and was happy to answer any questions we had (even the silly ones). Thanks Nes for making our experience so much more memorable and creating a super fun atmosphere, in which we took away lots of wine and cheese goodies, and even made some new friends with those on our tour, that we kicked on to the pub after!
A huge shoutout to Greg, our driver, who truly went above and beyond. From the moment he picked us up, Greg made sure we were comfortable and well taken care of. He was friendly, knowledgeable, and incredibly attentive, nothing was ever too much trouble. He safely stored all of our wines after each stop, ensured we had everything we needed, and looked after us at every winery with genuine care and professionalism. His easygoing personality and great sense of humour made the day even more enjoyable.
The all-inclusive nature of this tour is what really sets it apart, everything is thought of and taken care of, so all you need to do is relax and enjoy the beautiful Hunter Valley wines and scenery. Each stop was perfectly chosen, with great wine, food, and atmosphere.
If you’re considering a wine tour, don’t look anywhere else. Two Fat Blokes exceeded every expectation, and if you’re lucky enough to get Greg, you’re in for an unforgettable day!












